The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David
Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys
sinning to join the choir.
The
Importance of Using
Correct E-Mail Addresses:
A couple
from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to
thaw out during one particularly icy winter.
Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel
schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida
on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon
arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he
decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis.
However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and
sent the e-mail without realizing his error. In Houston, a widow
had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister
of many years who had been "called home to glory" following
a heart attack.
The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives
and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell
to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother
on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife From: Your Departed Husband Subject: I've Arrived!
I've
just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has
been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing
you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
